New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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