we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
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Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
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I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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