plz talk dirty to me
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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