That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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