She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
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