I only kidnapped one of them. chill
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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