Dual....:-)
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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