She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Randomize
