Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
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Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
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Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
True strength comes from lack of pants
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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