ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
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I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
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if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
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I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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