So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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