He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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