So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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