The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
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Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
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It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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