She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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