FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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