LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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