spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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