I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Randomize
