If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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