Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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