I need help removing her.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
tell your sister to shave her snatch
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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