Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
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I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
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AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
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