what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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