he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
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he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vagina is very pro this idea
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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