Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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