the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
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I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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