i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
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HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
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I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
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