What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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