this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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