I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
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He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
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That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
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