Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
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Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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