she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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