so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
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He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
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I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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