it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I love how my cats smell like pot.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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