they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
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You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
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it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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