no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
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Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
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I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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