I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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