I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
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Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
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i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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