And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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