question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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