bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
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They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
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I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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