I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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