So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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