Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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