yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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