You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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