do herpes really smell.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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