it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
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I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
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What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I need a beard to bite.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
why is half of my head shaved?
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