Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
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Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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