your room smells of hookers.
And success
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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