There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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