One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
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Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
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he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
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