You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
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I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
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he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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